Enchanted Entrees

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please browse through our great variety of freshly prepared signature meals - cooked to perfection by our lovely Chef deCuisine, the Gothicuntgoddess

and don´t forget to Kiss The Cook!

ENCHANTED ENTREES:

* Crispy Roll       half-baked as you order it - just to serve you with an oven-fresh, golden-brown masterpiece

* Limp Bizkit      yesterdays leftover Crispy Rolls - or what did you expect?

* Fishsticks         petit filets de poisson, surrounded by a crispy breaded crust made from yesterday´s leftover Limp Bizkits - deep-fried until real crispy...   Captain Iglu´s Favourite!

* fluffy male Gothic Chickenwings        tarred and feathered for your pleasure!

* vom Jägermeister geschossener GofficKochBock       bis zum *Niederbrechen* ausgepeitscht - natürlich in deftiger Rotweinsauce, damit´s nicht so nach Käpt´n Iglu schmeckt...    - we´re sorry, but we can only serve this dish to our German-speaking Guests.

* Amöbengulasch aka Amöbenfrikassé        5 dag Einzeller (Gehirn- und Schwanzlos), ein blanchierter Herrenrock, gewürzt mit einem Schuß Afri-Cola und einem Spritzer Becks, dazu CremeFraiche, damit es etwas jünger aussieht als es in Wirklichkeit ist. Auf kleinster Flamme langsam garen, bis die Brühe so richtig schön gatschig ist. In schwarzen Sonnenbrillenschalen mit etwas Glitter und einem schwarzen Punkt garniert servieren - voilá!... just in case you didn´t feel hungry...

* Würstchen im Schlafrock...       ...joo, ein Würstchen in (oder hier besser "an") einer Semmel... aka GothicHotDog... obwohl... wir haben da so unsere Zweifel an dem "Hot"-Teil der Geschichte...

* Veggie Gothburger...      Goth-(w)hopper with Salad Of Poison... *(w)rap it up, yo!*

* Groovy Asparagus Sticks in a creamy Sauce Finlandaise        served only in pairs of two...

* Spicy Spare Ribs         served with our home-made pepperish Dip "Nicorette"

* Tofu-Tofu        our Vegetarian Specialty - available with a nice smokey flavour if desired...

* Smoked Salmon Steak          do we need to explain that any further?

* T-Bone-Steak "Harley-vous-Francaise?"        no comments... just have a bite!

* Lumberjack Steak avec Sauce de Bordeaux       comes with a baked potato if you want one...

* Pasta Diabolique         hellishly hot!!!

* sinful Cream Pie with Strawberry Streaks      our Chef-de-Cuisine´s Favourite Flavour...

* Chocolate-Croissant        for all those who like baked goods, but prefer the stuff sweet...

* Prinzenrolle       such a cute cookie! awarded with the high-quality-guaranteed p.t.k.-certificate "chocolate"...*yammie*

* Raspberry-Yoghurt        non-fat yoghurt of course!  ...for real Lovers of Funny Finnish Fruit!

* Roadcrew-Stew       double chili&onion - for the really brave only!

* Spicy Chicken "Dim Tzim Tzim Tzim Sum"       ...comes with a side-order of letter-salad and 00000110-Tabasco... take a bite if you dare...

HYVÄÄ RUOKAHALUA!

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